Monkey Review

Spain have won Eurovision twice…. in 1968 and 1969 (they came joint 1st with 4 others in 69 but didn’t get to host) but since then they have done sweet f’ all in the competition.

In 2006 they tried to win with “Las Ketchup” who had a hit in 2002 with “The Ketchup Song”

Unfortunately the tune wasn’t as catchy and was 4 years late! Europe had moved on and their new song didn’t have an easy dance to go with it! It finished 21st with a dismal 18 points.

So what can Spain do to fix their Eurovision woes?
well……..

“In 2008, TVE decided to select the Spanish entry through the social networking website MySpace, making it possible for anyone to upload a song and proceed to a televised final if chosen by online voters or an expert jury.” – Wikipedia

Give the option to the internet and you will suffer!
the winner of the competition………….

Rodolfo Chikilicuatre – Baila El Chiki Chiki

Review: how can they not win with this! genius

Ireland are the world champions at Eurovision having won it more times than anyone else!

At one point during the 90’s they had won it so many times that there were rumors RTE (the state broadcaster) were going to go bankrupt!

It was quickly decided that all future entries should be crap from Ireland in the hope that they would stop voting for them! Unfortunately they managed to win it again in 96! So to make sure they never got it again they put Boyzone on as the half time entertainment.

This seems to have got the message across and Ireland haven’t won it since (they even came last in 2007!)

This year they have decided that last place is definitely what they want to get!
I present to you Dustin The Turkey – Irlande Douze Pointe

Review: Its not even funny! pure shite

Click on the more to see what their entry should have been!

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After years of crap French ballads in Eurovision such as ….

The French have got some geezer called Sébastien Tellier to sing a song called Divine……..
Sounds bad like another possible French ballad but it isn’t!!!
its actually not bad at all!
(Apparently Guy-Manuel of Daft Punk is the producer of it)

Review: Not bad! but it ain’t going to win as the French never win!