Monkey Review

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479782,00.html

Carolyn Ragan is a stupid fat woman who is complaining because a medical assistant “…suggested the Kansas City Zoo”
Being only 5ft tall an weighing 275 pounds…. that’s a 1.52400 meter tall woman weighing 124.737902 kilograms or 19.6428571 stones.

Lets put it into perspective…. the “Worlds Strongest Man” stone ball above weighs 275lbs and has a diameter of 17.6″
Thats made of stone!
she must be a small fat ball!
“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” Carolyn thinks! Well they do Carolyn…. its just you are not like “everybody” your a FAT moron!

or you might just get a bit pissed off when no one phones in!!!!!

more info:
Presenter Adela Lupse from Oradea in western Romania started screaming at the camera, smashed the phone on the ground and then jumped up and down on it before grounding the phone under her foot.

At the same time she screamed repeatedly at the camera “I want the phone to ring now. Now. Call me now.”

Angry TV bosses fired her after the outburst on TV station National TV.

But Lupse, who has been the show’s presenter for three years, said: “Maybe I was a bit over the top but I wanted to get people to call – there is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer. It was a bad day.”

But Romanian TV watchdog the National Audiovisual Council of Romania failed to see the funny side and fined the station £1,089 (5,000 RON) for the outburst that showed “unjustified violence”.

It also ruled that the show be given an X rating and only broadcast after 10pm.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Just what we need for our board meeting photos!