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Microsoft Kills Music!

microsoft have created “songsmith”.

You sing, and it automatically creates a tinny, childish background track
that would get bottles hurled at you in any open mic in America. It’s all
part of Bill Gates’ plan to destroy cool things-in this case, music-with
computers, resulting in global nerd domination. The Times points out that
the ultimate proof of this can be found in all the YouTube videos by brave
pioneers who fed classic songs into Songsmith and taped the results. What
monster could promote something such as this?:

Radiohead – Creep

Oasis – Wonderwall

The Eagles – Hotel California

Survivor – Eye of the Tiger

The Police – Roxanne

Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On

Billy Idol – White Wedding

The Beatles – Sgt Peppers

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4 Responses

  1. admin says:

    I do like the White Wedding cover though!

  2. azz100c says:

    Thanks for linking to my videos!

  3. admin says:

    Thanks for making them Azz100c 🙂
    love your site

  4. Michael says:

    Frantic techno Wonderwall… Huh… I don’t want to like it, but I can’t seem to help it.

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