iPhone 3G vs iStone 40kBC

September 23, 2008 · Posted in Comedy, Photos, Random Posts, Technology 

iphone vs stone

The Russian iphone

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Comments

63 Responses to “iPhone 3G vs iStone 40kBC”

  1. mark on September 24th, 2008 9:48 am

    i dont like the iphone, but you can do this with EVERYTHING, any object, not funny!

  2. Sam on September 24th, 2008 1:39 pm

    Love it.

  3. scary bob on September 26th, 2008 10:38 am

    As a Windows phone (HTC) user I think this is a brilliant comparison.
    I love ipods and imacs, but I still fail to see the mass appeal of the iphone.

  4. Scarier bob on September 26th, 2008 11:42 am

    Bob, that is because you don’t have one!

  5. Jack on September 26th, 2008 11:48 am

    This is pretty stupid. Name any other phone that has “videocall”. Stupid.

  6. Dave on September 26th, 2008 11:55 am

    You forgot copy / paste functionality ;)

  7. Ian on September 26th, 2008 12:20 pm

    Video call?

    Any of the 4 Nokias I’ve had in the last 5 years the nec phone I had before that…

  8. Doug on September 26th, 2008 1:07 pm

    Um, yeah, Iphones are just lame, but have brilliant marketing. HTC phones do all the Iphone does, and can be modded to newer and better roms. Booo Iphone

  9. lost\'n\'confused on September 26th, 2008 1:58 pm

    dude, where can i get an iStone?

  10. BenThere on September 26th, 2008 2:04 pm

    Dude this is totally photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and by the fact that I have shopped many photos.

  11. Andy D on September 26th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Sure there are lots of things the iPhone misses and it may not be the best out there. But the same can be said for the iPod. The thing about Apple is that they have good marketing. Plus Apple users know that if they purchase another Apple product it has a good chance of working easily with anything they already own

  12. TwignBerry on September 26th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Besides the fact the this is so OBVIOUSLY shopped, it’s stupid. Plus, one huge advantage that the Stone has over the its competitor (downright unethical to leave it out) is that owning a stone doesn’t make everyone around you want to punch you in the face for being a pretentious asshole.

  13. BenThere on September 26th, 2008 2:11 pm

    I love hearing from people how they “don’t know what they did before they got their iPhone”

  14. Elliott on September 26th, 2008 3:57 pm

    I HATE THESE COMPARISONS

    the iPhone is just a god-damn phone OK it has some nice bits and it doesn’t have other nice bits…stop picking at sh*t you cant afford, and stop moaning cos some guy’s have ALOT more money and power to swing around than the rest of us

  15. thetawaves on September 26th, 2008 4:22 pm

    Of course it’s photoshopped, numbnuts…it’s a comedic comparison between an iPhone and a stone.

    Doi?

    Made me chuckle!

  16. Neoafter on September 26th, 2008 4:38 pm

    I have a N95 that I can actually surf the internet compared to the iPhone that has no java/flash compatability.

    Iphone sucks, nokia rules :P

  17. Debase on September 26th, 2008 7:10 pm

    Two things.
    1. Guys, it’s been proven again and again that the iPhone is inferior in almost every single way to smartphones in the same price range. It’s not subjective, it’s a provable fact. Stop trying to convice people otherwise, or you’ll look like a rabid fanboy, and we don’t want that, do we?
    2. He said it was photoshopped as a joke, you frigging idiots. Don’t feed the trolls.

  18. DOOP DOOP on September 26th, 2008 11:57 pm

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  19. Clay on September 27th, 2008 3:01 am

    Haha, this is amazing, I see our technology hasnt evolved much. (I have the Iphone, and all I can say its its a piece of shit, I cant wait till Im eligible for an upgrade again, so I can get another phone, like one that has MMS, and has flash compatibility, I used to have a $20 phone that had MMS compatibility…yet this expensive as shit phone, cant do that? stupid stupid Apple corporation)

  20. Thos Weatherby on September 27th, 2008 7:03 am

    The best thing about the iPhone are the people who complain about it. The people who bought one are strange people. Now someone else will listen to all of the gripes and make a BETTER phone. What apple did was to launch the conversation so down the road we’ll all have a better product. I, like many of you didn’t purchase one. I didn’t want to pay that outlandish price. But someday, someone will invent the phone of my dreams. Two cans and a string.

  21. George on September 27th, 2008 7:17 am

    Why the hell would you pay to use MMS, when you can use email for absolutely nothing. MMS is being phased out by email.
    And changeable memory cards? Have you seen the capacity fool!

  22. conrad of the iphone on September 27th, 2008 7:17 am

    the i phone is a piece of junk it does not have mobile office or any other real functionality. they do give you dumb options as to how you want to listen to your voice messages or if you want to install a crappy app. but besides that my i phone sucks. the iphone is more of a toy then a tool

  23. bones on September 27th, 2008 12:53 pm

    Amusing but the stone boasts several other features not listed, such as firelighting, building dispatching small mammals for the pot,and bashing your business rivals….

    ….so perhaps it is rather biased in favour of Apple?

  24. Kenny from Korea on September 28th, 2008 3:48 am

    I’ve seen alot of comments saying this sucked that sucked I had this I’ve had that. Well STFU because KOREA had all that shizz about 2 years b4 any of that iphone crap was even in the market. The moral of the story is that iphone doesnt suck, but its hella stone age compared to KOREA’s SUPERIOR PHONES!!!!

  25. Fuzzy on September 28th, 2008 8:54 am

    I have to admit, as a 1st gen iPhone user… this is pretty accurate. I love my iPhone, i really do. But it’s annoying when people that have $20 cell phones can record video and send multimedia messages and here i am with the expensive iPhone and can do neither. :-( Oh well…

  26. Sandeep on September 28th, 2008 11:44 am

    and the stone doesn’t break if you drop it

    P.S: the stone’s release date is probably wrong

  27. ben on September 28th, 2008 2:26 pm

    STFU ELLIOT DAMN

    pretty funny pic XD
    my thoughts exactly

  28. iPerson on September 28th, 2008 3:09 pm

    wow… why do people get so defensive of their stupid iphones? i have an iphone and i don’t really think it’s so great that i have to get pissed off at everybody that makes fun of it. go fuck your iphone.

  29. paul on September 28th, 2008 3:49 pm

    Lame.

  30. tbadfly on September 28th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Very amusing ……I also like the idea that you can kill the competition with the stone.

  31. Glenn on September 28th, 2008 5:59 pm

    George: Capacity? Are you kidding me? The advantage to changing memory cards besides increasing capacity is the fact that like anything else they can and will fail needing to be changed and you can’t do that with an iphone. A good rule of thumb if you can backup your data always do no matter how good or how “large” your storage is it will always fail sooner or later.

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  33. greg on September 28th, 2008 10:22 pm

    at Elliot,

    “ALOT” is not a word.

  34. Calls it like I sees it. on September 28th, 2008 11:17 pm

    I think it is so funny that there are people out there who are so bored, dumb, and dull who make time to a) make these pointless (and humorousless,) fake observations, b) bitch about something they don’t own or even want to own and c) hate the people who bought a certain product with their own money.
    Their mentality astonishes me, but then again simple minds have nothing better to do than hate anything and everything they don’t agree with.

    You never see pages like this with iPhone users lambasting non-iPhone users. Do you think it’s b/c iPhone users are smarter, have less time to give a fuck about things that don’t matter, are more mature, or are just not hate filled heathens?

    Another point, Apple is only on its second generation phone. Go back and look at Nokia, Motorola, etc. first or second gen phone and see how they compare.

    And guess what? I don’t even own an iPhone. I’m still using a Motorola circa 2003. It’s a piece of crap but I’m unemployed.

  35. Lara on September 29th, 2008 12:19 am

    Thetawaves, it is you who has the nuts that are numb. The ppl talking about photoshopping are using ‘humour’ with a joke as well known on the internet as ‘that’s what she said’. Stop embarrassing yourself and aquaint yourself with a sense of the ridiculous.

  36. jojo on September 29th, 2008 12:43 am

    I live in Japan at the moment and they ise email here on their mobile phones, its pretty good that email is better than MMS or SMS but its a pain in the dick with all the junkmails I get to my phone, though some are funny. Either way, I think email will overtake the old message protocols.
    ps fuck the iphone and the apple advertising machine.

  37. chilled monkey brains on September 29th, 2008 3:32 am

    The people who cannot see the humour in this, should not be browsing a site called ‘monkeyreview’. Damn baboons!!!

  38. Boob Biter on September 29th, 2008 3:43 am

    hahahaha, i want an iStone so that i can smash my cr@ppy iPhone.

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  40. Someone on September 29th, 2008 4:42 am

    @ Calls it like I sees it
    Most people have nothing against iphone users. Their criticism is targeted to the marketing hype around iphone. It is marketed as the ultimate mobile phone device while it lacks many features that are considered essential by many users. An yes apple may be on its second generation phone but it is pointless to compare a 2008 model with a 1990 one

  41. bob on September 29th, 2008 5:16 am

    hahahaha @ TwignBerry - right on

  42. whatsthepointofthispost? on September 29th, 2008 6:13 am

    This is good isn’t it? I’ve got one too… compare a plank of wood versus my finger. 1) made of wood: plank yes, finger no 2) can be used in construction: plank yes, finger no. 3) can be used to watch tv: plank no, finger no. So there you have it… conclusive proof that a plank of wood is better at cooking than my finger. What a load of gwash.

  43. Tim on September 29th, 2008 6:52 am

    The iStone is also cheaper!

    p.s. i have an iPhone and love it. Doesn’t mean you can’t make fun.

  44. hwimps on September 29th, 2008 7:19 am

    The LG Secret and Samsung Tocco both have video call capabilities.

  45. jessica on September 29th, 2008 7:29 am

    i think that some people are just realy realy realy bored……and thats okay.

  46. Jonny Mate on September 29th, 2008 8:50 am

    uma merda

  47. kemeny on September 29th, 2008 10:48 am

    jaja! great!

  48. pretty cool on September 30th, 2008 7:36 am

    pretty funny
    liked the comments too they were pretty funny =P
    this one especially
    ” Comment from: BenThere [Visitor]
    ***–
    Dude this is totally photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and by the fact that I have shopped many photos. “

    SERIOUSLY! holy **** i thought it was taken from the damn apple website! =O
    lol what are you 12 years old haha?

    anyways nicely done :)

  49. Epic Lulz on September 30th, 2008 5:22 pm

    To the people that say it’s photoshop, you make me literally laugh out loud. Of course the image is edited, if you’re not smart enough to realize that then you don’t need to be on a computer; the fact that you’re saying it was definitely photoshop makes me laugh even more, it could have been any photo editing software such as gimp, paint shop pro, or even ms paint. Also, if you’re going to make retarded comments about people making fun of the iPhone, then why, like a guy said earlier, are you on a website called “monkey review” in the first place?

  50. Diane on October 1st, 2008 2:18 am

    I’ve got an old iphone and I think it’s probably the worst phone I’ve ever had. It’s temperamental if you forget to switch an application off and needs charging so quickly. I think the sound quality is awful compared to most nokias I’ve used.
    If I hadn’t of won it I certainly wouldn’t have paid for it.
    I do like the touch screen but I’ve got a DS too so that may also explain that.
    I will say the spirit level function is amazing though!

  51. Calls it Like I sees it on October 1st, 2008 11:55 pm

    Well, Apple is doing something right, b/c they are making money and have a whole bunch of people who hate Apple and/or the iPhone talking about it. Which in turn is more marketing for them (even if it is negative, I don’t own one but now I want one more than ever b/c it pisses simple minded people off.)

    Go Apple! Fuck haters!

  52. techwitch on October 5th, 2008 7:10 pm

    hmm, forgot that the stone is waterproof and works only until thrown into a volcano

  53. george on October 5th, 2008 10:16 pm

    iPhone lacks these features, and others, but it does all that it does do so well that it doesn’t really matter. That’s why anyone who’s never had/used one would consider it a waste of money, but iPhone users looove them. You try finding a browser like mobile safari on any other phone. Plus the third party apps/games are sick!

  54. rhythm on October 6th, 2008 9:05 am

    haha. that was down right sexy

  55. C Anderson on October 7th, 2008 12:56 am

    You COULDN’T do this with most smart phones and PDAs, thats why its funny. The Iphone is not some revolution, its just that Apple Fanboys didn’t know about PDAs and smartphones before the Iphone dropped. My PDA has more features then the Iphone, and its 2 years older.

  56. dav0995 on October 7th, 2008 7:54 am

    I think some major factors have been missed here such as the, “beating someone over the head test” where the stone is clearly better and also the “skipping across water test” where the phone while flat and a nice shape could only manage 2 skips where the stone an impressive 7. Oh and it’s sooooooo shopped.

  57. audiobastard on October 8th, 2008 10:32 pm

    seriously, the iphone is a pda for people who don’t want to think. A simple features comparison will force you to draw the conclusion that htc and nokia are far superior in every dimension. Also, you are necessarily required through deductive reasoning to make the inferential claim from the true premises that under all like circumstances…. one must concede….. … this pic is photoshopped.

  58. thraxy on October 18th, 2008 11:17 am

    WOW where can I get the iStone?

  59. Apple Inc. iPhone Coordinator on October 18th, 2008 11:39 am

    This is complete bullshit, although the IPhone 3G does not have those features, the iPhone 4G ( website link ) WILL, i repeat, WILL have video recording, memory card (SD) and more. I really do not feel like listing the new features, you can just check out the site above.

  60. Brendan on October 18th, 2008 11:59 am

    What makes this even better is when I was scrolling down there was an ad for an iPhone screen protector.

  61. Connor on October 18th, 2008 6:27 pm

    Wow Apple Inc. iPhone Coordinator, i saw new iphones sellin as low as $50 on your site!! Thank’s a lot dude, i just got 2, one for my brother and one for me. So far they are working incredibly well! The shipping was free as well, what a steal! Thanks Apple Inc. iPhone Coordinator!!! Ill put the site up again for anyone else to see the cheap sales and awesome iphones!! Thanks again!

  62. vega on November 6th, 2008 6:35 am

    Stolen from Maddox

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