Monkey Review

What is seen cannot be unseen! meet Zulma Lobato!
What’s better tv than an old tranny dancing and singing badly on tv?
well let me tell you….

combine Zulma Lobato with a pony, a mummy, 2 dogs, a hobo, a Latin singer impersonator and a few other randoms…..
Here a singer serenades Zulma

and here Zulma give more of her work…..

and here you can see the after show party!

Zulma Lobato

Get a half naked man in a gimp mask to clean his office… thats what you do in Buenos Aires…….. WTF!

You have to love the Tango music at the end!!!

Conrad is a man who likes to smoke pipes…… so far he has made 6310 videos….. almost all are of him smoking a pipe……

I quite like this one

where he smokes an old looking pipe…….

or this one

where he wears a super man tshirt……

is impressive as he is smoking 2 pipes and talking at the same time!!!!!!

Each video is at least 2 minutes long. So, 6310 x 2 / 60 = 210 HOURS OF VIDEO. NO SPEECH, NO REAL MOVEMENT. Just puff puff puff.
divide that by 24 and thats over 8 days of nothing but solidly puffing away on his pipe!!!!

My all time favourite is this video

Click here to see all 6310 videos!

Its almost as good as the kazookeylele but not quite

For only £21.50 you can get a genuine unopened genesis core system!!!! In the Argentine equivalent of Tesco!!!!
Why are Tesco so shit that they dont sell megadrives?????

but thats not all
They sell……..”Sega Megadrive portables” for only £49.83

what’s a “Sega Megadrive Portable”????
No idea…….. but there is also a small cartridge for sale next to it for £8.31 that appears to be a collection of games!!!

Sega is finally going back into the console market to eliminate the Gameboy Advance!!!!!
whats next? i’m betting a Dreamcast handheld to combat the nintendo DS….. how can it lose???