Monkey Review

Thats why your fat woman!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479782,00.html

Carolyn Ragan is a stupid fat woman who is complaining because a medical assistant “…suggested the Kansas City Zoo”
Being only 5ft tall an weighing 275 pounds…. that’s a 1.52400 meter tall woman weighing 124.737902 kilograms or 19.6428571 stones.

Lets put it into perspective…. the “Worlds Strongest Man” stone ball above weighs 275lbs and has a diameter of 17.6″
Thats made of stone!
she must be a small fat ball!
“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” Carolyn thinks! Well they do Carolyn…. its just you are not like “everybody” your a FAT moron!

Well at least he’s not smelly anymore!

“Of course I don’t eat like this every day. About 1-2 times a year we break out the deep fryer for parties….and we enjoy it! ”

i think she means once or twice a day she breaks out the deep FAT fryer!

lawman0252 is the funniest guy in the world!

“damn babe.. and they were watching the game????? I would be trying to deep fry my “twinkie” inside of you!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA