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The Difference Between Work and Prison 0

The Difference Between Work and Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

At PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
At PRISON

You get three meals a day, fully paid for

At WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
At PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
At WORK
For good behavior, you get more work
At PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
At PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
At WORK

You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At PRISON
You get your own toilet
At WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
At PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
At WORK
You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
At PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
At PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
At PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
At WORK
They are called ‘managers’
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Whoever said that work was like prison hasn’t really taken a close look at the two. ;)